My friend took in a stray cat that was rather fat. Fat with unborn KITTENS! And then my friend, knowing that my mind and body are in a very weakened state, has been posting pictures of KITTENS for me to get all maternal over.
Look at that little pink nose! Those teeny tiny razor sharp claws that will scratch my face, hands, furniture, child and husband to shreds! Look at the little eyes that aren't even open yet! And it is a grey KITTEN! We have never owned a grey KITTEN before!
I'm doing the math in my head...which one of my five current cats would I trade in for a BRAND NEW KITTEN?
Hmmm...me thinks I would end up trading in a husband and quite possibly end up on television as a Cat Hoarder.
Not to mention that as my mother is reading this, she is having heart palpitations and is reaching for the phone
COLLEEN ANNE YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANOTHER DAMN CAT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Uh, this is all Evan's idea, mom...I told him no. I told him a thousand times no. You tell him no, he listens to you.
5 you say:
I love it! I, too, might very well be a cat hoarder if not for my husband insisting on a limit. I cannot resist a kitten or cat that needs a home. And have never owned a grey kitten either. Awwww.
That kitty is adorable! I would have a really tough time turning it down.
sooooo adorable!!
Ma'am please drop the chalupa.
Lol. Your mom sounds just like mine. They are tooo cute though!
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